Monday, March 9, 2009

President Obama Negotiating with Taliban

Our wonderful President is prepared to launch negotiations with "de" Taliban. Yes, we've all heard of the brilliant arguments that he will deploy against these 7th Century goons. Now we will soon see them in action, as he begs them not to kill us. Prepare for world peace and the rapture as the Messiah casts all the demons out of the Taliban into a herd of swine...that will most assuredly run off a cliff.

Not sure how one can make the distinction between swine, demons, and Taliban, but our hero can sort it all out I'm sure. Hussein will lead us to the promise land....screwed at last, screwed at last, Allah help us, we're so screwed at last.

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