My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, they want to play with my ding-a-ling. We are from the Government, and here to help you.
It is seriously doubtful that the virtual strip searches will stop attacks like the underwear bomber. Don't you remember that he got on an international flight without a passport? Wouldn't following correct procedures and profiling individuals who travel from and too the Middle East more carefully be more useful.... rather than feeling up grandma and grandpa going traveling on Thanksgiving?
In the end, all the underwear bomber ended up doing was roasting his own weenie. Passengers put and end to the episode like 100 percent of the attacks in the past. Who needs TSA, just give passengers the right to carry weapons. We'll take care of the bastards.
How about profiling instead, focusing our limited resources on the people that might actually commit a terrorist attack? Gee, what a novel idea, turn our attention on the THREAT instead of this politically correct method of treating everyone who buys a plane ticket as potential terrorists...even three year old little girls. Metal detectors and baggage screening we'll continue to put up with, but not this virtual strip search and groping. Simply add profiling to strip search and grop the likely terrorist.
I've had enough. Please, write or call your Congressmen to put a stop to this. One compromise is to make our Government officials go through this search procedure everyday they enter their own office building and get on a Government aircraft. No exceptions. I want to see Janet Napolitano's tits groped and groin felt up every time she gets on an airplane. This would include our President and his family every single time they board Air Force One. When that happens, I'll shut up.