Saturday, February 21, 2009

Eleven of the Best Ways to Get Banned From Walmart.

Number 11: Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they arn't looking.

Number 10: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

Number 9: Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares, and to get on it right away. '

Number 8: Go to the Service Desk and insist on putting a bag of M&M's on layaway.

Number 7: Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Number 6: When a clerk asks you if they can help you, begin crying and scream, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

Number 5: Look right into a security camera and pick your nose.

Number 4: While handling guns in the hunting department, then ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are.

Number 3: Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

Number 2 : When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

Number 1 way to be banned from Walmart.. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then yell very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

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