Number 11: Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they arn't looking.
Number 10: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
Number 9: Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official voice,
'Code 3 in Housewares, and to get on it right away. '
Number 8: Go to the Service Desk and insist on putting a bag of M&M's on layaway.
Number 7: Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
Number 6: When a clerk asks you if they can help you, begin crying and scream, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Number 5: Look right into a security camera and pick your nose.
Number 4: While handling guns in the hunting department, then ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are.
Number 3: Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
Number 2 : When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
Number 1 way to be banned from Walmart.. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then yell very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Eleven of the Best Ways to Get Banned From Walmart.
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